THE ONTEVO 13
Hire the Team. Skip the Salaries.
13 AI agents working 24/7 for less than one intern. They draft the work. You hit approve. Revenue starts.
AI AGENTS
One Inbox. Thirteen Agents. Zero Busywork.
Every agent drafts revenue-generating work while you sleep. Wake up to an inbox of ready-to-approve fixes — not a to-do list.
STRATEGISTS
The Strategists
They tell you what to sell and how to price it.
- Product ArchitectDevelop new product concepts & validate specs
- Price-Value ArchitectFind the price where value flips negative
- Supply Chain AdvisorSource verified suppliers, prevent dead stock
- Market ScoutMonitor competitors & detect trend shifts
CREATORS
The Creators
They build the ads, write the content, and get you found.
- Creative DirectorTurn customer quotes into ad hooks that sell
- Visibility ArchitectDominate Local Pack, Snippets & Knowledge Graph
- Outbound HunterFind cold leads & draft personalized outreach
- Ad GeneratorGenerate ad creatives grounded in real data
CLOSERS
The Closers
They answer the phone, respond to reviews, and book appointments.
- Voice ReceptionistAnswer calls 24/7, book appointments, qualify leads
- Lead GeneratorBuild prospect lists & fill your pipeline
- Reputation DefenderDraft review responses in your voice
- Conversion Fix AgentFind exactly where visitors drop off & fix it
USER RESEARCH
User Research
Understand your customers before you spend a dollar.
- Simulation EngineStress-test launches against 10 synthetic personas
- Synthetic Customer ChatChat live with AI customers trained on your data
- 10 synthetic personas • Hundreds of simulated interviews • Live chat with AI customers
YOUR INBOX
This Is What Your Day Looks Like
Drafts show up. You approve or skip. Done.
Approval Queue
3 drafts waiting
Reputation Defender
Review response drafted for Google Review #4521
Creative Director
Ad concept ready: "Glass Skin in 3 Steps"
Product Architect
Menu update suggested: Add "Traptox" service
MEET THE STARS
The Agents Everyone Hires First
Every agent drafts revenue-generating work while you sleep. Wake up to an inbox of ready-to-approve fixes — not a to-do list.
Product Architect
THE VISIONARY
Mines 25M+ reviews to find the specs customers beg for that nobody's building. Tells you exactly what features to add, what to cut, and what to rename.
Best for: DTC brands, MedSpas updating menus
Supply Chain Advisor
THE LOGISTICS CHIEF
Mines 25M+ reviews to find the specs customers beg for that nobody's building. Tells you exactly what features to add, what to cut, and what to rename.
Best for: DTC brands sourcing packaging, ingredients, or components
Reputation Defender
THE CREATIVE MACHINE
Mines 25M+ reviews to find the specs customers beg for that nobody's building. Tells you exactly what features to add, what to cut, and what to rename.
Best for: Brands running paid ads on Google, Meta, or TikTok
Simulation Engine
USER RESEARCH • THE ORACLE
Stress-tests your product against 10 synthetic customer personas before launch. Runs hundreds of interviews. Finds dealbreakers before real customers do.
Best for: Before any launch
CUSTOM AUTOMATION
We'll Automate the Work You Hate.
Tell us the time-intensive workflows draining your team. We'll build a custom AI agent that handles it — trained on your data, your voice, your rules.
Tell us the time-intensive workflows draining your team. We'll build a custom AI agent that handles it — trained on your data, your voice, your rules.
ANY
Workflow
24h
We Build & Deploy
100%
You Stay In Control
FULL ROSTER
All 13 Agents... and growing weekly.
Click any agent to see their background, sample outputs, and how to hire them.
Product Architect
Finds spec gaps. Tells you what to build.
What They Do
Mines 25M+ product reviews to surface the features customers demand. Identifies spec gaps competitors missed, product naming opportunities, and feature cuts that save costs.
Best For
DTC brands, MedSpas updating service menus, CPG companies
Price-Value Architect
Finds your "Value Cliff" — the price where sentiment flips.
What They Do
Analyzes review sentiment across price tiers to find the exact price point where customers stop seeing value. Maps competitor pricing landscapes and identifies premium justification gaps.
Best For
Any business unsure if they're underpricing or overpricing
Supply Chain Advisor
Finds verified suppliers. Prevents dead stock.
What They Do
Sources and vets suppliers, analyzes MOQs and lead times, identifies dead-stock risk before you commit. Integrates with your Product Architect's recommendations.
Best For
DTC brands, CPG companies, anyone sourcing physical products
Market Scout
Monitors competitors and trend velocity.
What They Do
Tracks competitor launches, pricing changes, and review sentiment shifts in real-time. Measures trend velocity so you know what's accelerating vs. fading.
Best For
Competitive markets where timing matters
Creative Director
Turns customer quotes into ad concepts that sell.
What They Do
Extracts the most compelling language from real customer reviews and turns it into ad headlines, social copy, and landing page hooks. Every piece is stress-tested by the Simulation Engine.
Best For
Brands running paid ads, social media, or content marketing
Visibility Architect
Gets you into Local Pack, Featured Snippets, Knowledge Graph.
What They Do
Audits your search presence across Google, Maps, and AI results. Identifies the fastest paths to Local Pack placement, Featured Snippets, and Knowledge Graph inclusion.
Best For
Local businesses, service providers, anyone competing for search visibility
Outbound Hunter
Finds cold leads and writes the hook. Draft & Approve.
What They Do
Identifies high-intent prospects, researches their pain points, and drafts personalized outreach. You review and send. CAN-SPAM compliant.
Best For
B2B services, agencies, high-ticket businesses
Voice Receptionist
Answers calls 24/7. Books appointments. HIPAA compliant.
What They Do
Answers your phone 24/7 with <500ms latency. Qualifies leads, books appointments, and handles FAQs. Sounds human. HIPAA compliant with BAA available.
Best For
Service businesses losing after-hours calls
Lead Generator
Finds high-intent prospects and fills your pipeline.
What They Do
Identifies and qualifies high-intent leads from search data, competitor reviews, and market signals. Builds targeted prospect lists and drafts personalized outreach sequences. You review and approve before anything sends.
Best For
Service businesses, B2B, anyone who needs a steady pipeline
Reputation Defender
Drafts review responses in your voice.
What They Do
Monitors reviews across Google, Yelp, and social platforms. Drafts context-aware, voice-matched responses that address specific complaints. You approve before anything goes live.
Best For
Any business with online reviews
Conversion Fix Agent
Audits checkout flow. Finds where visitors drop off.
What They Do
Audits your website's conversion funnel step-by-step. Identifies UX friction, trust gaps, and checkout abandonment points. Delivers prioritized fix recommendations with expected revenue impact.
Best For
E-commerce stores, booking pages, any business with online conversion
Ad Generator
Generates ad creatives grounded in real customer language.
What They Do
Creates ad copy, headlines, and creative briefs based on real review language and competitor gaps. Generates variations for A/B testing. Every concept is stress-tested before you spend.
Best For
Businesses running paid ads on Google, Meta, or TikTok
Simulation Engine
Stress-tests everything against 10 synthetic personas.
What They Do
Runs your product, pricing, or campaign through 10 synthetic customer personas — each with distinct demographics, psychographics, and objection patterns. Finds dealbreakers before real customers do.
Best For
Before any product launch, campaign, or pricing change
Synthetic Customer Chat
Chat live with AI customers trained on your real market data.
What They Do
Opens a live chat with AI personas conditioned on your real reviews, competitor data, and market signals. Ask questions, test messaging, explore objections — like talking to your actual customers without recruiting anyone.
Best For
Product research, messaging validation, objection discovery
DRAFT & APPROVE
You Stay In Control
Every agent drafts the work. You decide what goes live. No autonomous chaos.
Agent
Safety Protocol
Product Architect
Creates Shopify products in DRAFT only
Outbound Hunter
Drafts emails. You click send. CAN-SPAM compliant.
Voice Receptionist
HIPAA compliant. Zero PHI stored. BAA available.
Lead Generator
Drafts prospect lists. You approve before any outreach.
Reputation Defender
Drafts responses. You approve before posting.
The Creative Director drafts the ad. The Simulation Engine rejects it — because 'The Karen' said it looked cheap. They iterate 50 times in 1 second. You get the winner.
Your agents argue with each other so you don't have to.
THE MATH
The Team You Can Actually Afford
Traditional Hire
Cost/mo
Ontevo Agent
Included
Product Strategist
$10,000
Product Architect
SEO Specialist
$5,000
Visibility Architect
Copywriter
$4,000
Creative Director
Data Analyst
$5,000
Market Scout
Receptionist
$3,500
Voice Receptionist
PR Manager
$5,000
Reputation Defender
UX Consultant
$4,000
Conversion Fix Agent
TOTAL
$36,500/mo
$945/mo
24/7 availability. Deploys in 24 hours. No onboarding. No sick days.
THE HUMANS
The Humans Behind the Agents
One founder spent a decade at McKinsey advising the world's largest brands on product strategy. The other spent a decade at Yelp building the systems that connect businesses with customers. Together, they built the team they wish they'd had.